Disney’s Dark Origins
Disney’s animated movies can be grim and twisted, but Screen Rant reminds us that many Disney films are already toned-down versions of horrific original stories. Which makes you wonder if they were...
View ArticleAladdin Honest Trailer
Screen Junkies continues its Disney bashing. Journey to Agrabah, the mystical Middle Eastern land filled with baguettes, nipple-less people and a lying thief who somehow gets a movie about a hilarious...
View ArticleHail, Caesar! (Trailer)
A new, star-studded comedy from directors Joel and Ethan Coen, Hail, Caesar! drops us into golden age of Hollywood to spend a day in the life of a studio fixer with his hands full of crazy problems,...
View ArticlePride & Prejudice & Zombies (Teaser)
A movie adaptation of Seth Grahame-Smith’s hit parody novel, in which headstrong Elizabeth Bennet strives to overcome the prejudices of the elite while fending off the spawn of Satan. Starring Lily...
View ArticleHow Ant-Man Should’ve Ended
How It Should Have Ended shows a more realistic beginning and ending to Ant-Man. The result is Hank Pym & His Keychain: a 30-minute movie that doesn’t include Ant-Man at all. Though if that’s how...
View ArticleOwen Wilson Whispering
(PG-13: Language) WOW– Shh shh shh. Shhhh. If there’s one thing Owen Wilson loves as much as saying his trademark expression, it’s speaking in hushed tones. It makes you focus on him more, and wonder...
View ArticleNo Small Parts: Harold Sakata
Movie buffs and N64 gamers will be familiar with Oddjob, the mute, bowler hat-wearing henchman in the James Bond film Goldfinger. No Small Parts reveals that the character was just one of the many...
View ArticleThe Land Before Time Blu-ray
Here’s a great holiday gift for kids and adults alike. Universal Pictures has finally released Don Bluth’s 1988 classic in Blu-ray at 1080p widescreen (1.85:1). Box of tissues not included. If we hold...
View ArticleJurassic World Honest Trailer
Screen Junkies has a lot of questions about one of the dumbest movies ever made, which was so confident in its marketing that it taunted the audience with a meta plot about cashing in on nostalgia. And...
View ArticleThe Red Drum Getaway
(NSFW) “Jimmy was having a rather beautiful day until he bumped into Jack and things got weird.” Gump Studio seamlessly inserted characters from Stanley Kubrick’s films into Alfred Hitchcock films...
View ArticleWatch Spectre with Daniel Craig
Donate at least $10 to support The Opportunity Network on Omaze for a chance to win a trip to London for the premiere of Spectre, as well as the after party. You’ll also receive an Omega Seamaster 300...
View ArticleMiyazaki: The Essence of Humanity
Channel Criswell does a marvelous job of breaking down Hayao Miyazaki’s approach to filmmaking, from characterization through movement to the acknowledgment that people and life in general are not...
View ArticleRatchet & Clank Movie (Trailer)
Insomniac’s action platforming duo make their way to the big screen. Ratchet & Clank is about a heroic but brash mechanic, his smart robot friend and a tyrant taking chunks off of planets to make a...
View ArticleRace (Trailer)
“Out there there ain’t no black and white. There’s only fast and slow.” A fictionalized biopic of track and field legend Jesse Owens. He won four gold medals at the 1936 Summer Olympics, which was held...
View ArticleHorribly Slow Murderer: The Movie
(PG-13: Language, Gore) A full length film based on the legendary horror comedy short film, The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon. It will reveal Ginosaji’s origin,...
View ArticleGeorge Clooney Doesn’t Need Words
He’s no Charlie Chaplin or Jim Carrey, but George Clooney sure knows how to put his unfairly handsome mug to good use. Burger Fiction’s supercut is a nice look at both Clooney’s face and his body of...
View ArticleBatman v. Superman Circa 1949
The criminally underrated Vulture Remix used clips from the 1948 serial Superman and the hilariously awful 1949 serial Batman and Robin to create an early 20th century version of Zack Snyder’s upcoming...
View ArticleWhy Idiocracy Would Be a Utopia
(PG-13: Language) In Mike Judge’s 2006 movie, everyone had a low IQ. But as Cracked points out, at least they knew they were idiots. Best of all, they were nice people. Unlike today where we have...
View ArticleJunun
The trailer for Junun, a documentary by Paul Thomas Anderson (There Will Be Blood) about the making of the eponymous album by Radiohead’s Jonny Greenwood, poet Shye Ben Tzur and The Rajasthan Express....
View ArticleHow BTTF 2 Should’ve Started
HISHE tries to come up with a more sensible beginning to Back to the Future: Part II, but it doesn’t make much sense. How’s this for a practical opening: have Doc Brown tell Marty and Jennifer to move...
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